"Volusion Has Limitation"?

It's pretty bad when those trolling for site-design work begin their pitch by telling you that the product you're using is limited.  I received this email message from a design firm this morning (of course, with the "I'm Steve from India and I work in Technical Support"-style of grammar, God only knows what they're trying to say):

If you think Volusion has limitation than you may not be correct, we are specialized in customizing and facelift of volusion store. We have a special offer for volusion users to re-design the volusion store in just $199 which includes below six points.

1>New improved look and feel of the store to make it a professional site

2>Improved Navigation

3>Relocate links to highlight important link

4>Header and Navigation panel re design

5>Apply appropriate color palette

6>Verify various browser compatibility

Please reply back if you’re interested in this offer with below:

Color preferences (if any)?

Anything that is currently there on the site which you want removed?

Anything that is not there on your site and you would like to have?

Any additional information you would like to provide?

Looking forward to hearing back from you.

We accept 50% payment before the work and rest once you approve the layout.

Please let us know if you are looking for SEO.

Why yes, Steve, I am looking for SEO, thank you so much for asking. While we're at it, I'm also looking for a nymphomaniac coke-connection who owns a Ferrari dealership (God, I miss George Carlin).